*preparing to stir up trouble*
No, Nat, you should be excited. See, these are 3 canes that will NEVER be used on you! You need to encourage all the other Tops to buy canes, so yours won't be able to ! I'm working for you here.
Remember the spirit of bottom disunity! Errr, forget that.
And pretend you don't know what the prisoners dilemma is.