That would have been last night's headline in our household! So, I'm not gonna say that I didn't earn a spanking. I definitely did. But it has been put off for several days due to timing and work, and I assumed the same thing was about to happen last night.
Oh my goodness was I wrong!
We went out and had a few drinks with friends, and I wound up sober driving, because E has had a really bad week. He had one too many and was pretty intoxicated, but he was maintaing ok, so we stayed a little longer. Got home late, set the coffee pot and I curled up in bed. Next thing I know, E is dragging me across his lap to deliver my spanking. I was shocked at first, but actually pleased that I didn't have to wait anymore. But he started right out wailing on me, without the slightest warm-up, and it was almost instantly unbearable. He also had terrible aim, and although he didn't injure me, there were definitely some swats that landed outside of normal striking range. Then he started asking me these open ended questions that I really didn't know the answers to, and swatting harder when I couldn't answer. He finally had me count the last few down, but I sounded pretty pissed by then, so I got a few more for THAT attitude!
He skipped our lotion and cuddle ritual, which was fine because I didn't feel much like cuddling. This morning we talked about it, and he's really upset. That's the first time that anything like this has happened, and I figure it's part of the learning curve, I suppose. And honestly, it wasn't really that it was too hard (although it hurt like hell), it's more that it wasn't effective and did NOT make me feel sorry, only angry. I want a do over, even if it means taking more swats, but he thinks that isn't fair, since I already took one helluva spanking.
What do you all think?